Decent Jokes

☻ GRATEFUL

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

☻ WASTING YOUR TIME

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. TYPE OF EGGS There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan. ☻ VALUE OF LIFE The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about. ☻ MEN! Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN! ☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha ☻ HEARTBREAKS Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.