Jokes Masti: Erotic Jokes

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Erotic Jokes

☻Suspense	how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
☻Statistics	At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻Farmer Joneshas	farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag
☻Gary Gliter	Newsflash The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach. The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
☻Ba Ba White Sheep	ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
☻Leather Heather	there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
☻Little Miss Drugy	little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
☻Jack and Jill	Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
☻IRA	what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
☻Dear Mammy love annie	There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
☻Cock Sucker Detecotor	This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning.... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... COCK SUCKER !!
☻Pink Vagina	Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
☻Red Riding Hood	Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!
☻Fuck for money	sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

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