☻PHONE ENGAGE |
| hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER' |
☻KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
☻OLD MAN
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
| ☻ARSE ICONS |
| (_!_) | Regular arse |
| (__!__) | Fat arse |
| (!) | Tight arse |
| (_*_) | Sore arse |
| (_o_) | Well used arse |
| (_e=mc2_) | Smart arse |
| (_x_) | Kiss my arse |
☻FAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
☻GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
☻DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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