☻Bastard Rubber
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
☻Nice Arse
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
☻Cat & Rooster
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
☻Love poem
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
☻Bonna
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
☻Cocktail
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
☻Triplets or Twins
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
☻How to satisfy a woman
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
☻Life is like a dick
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
☻Rainbow
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
☻Love & War
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Laughter All The Way
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
###ProxyWay Proxy Checker Script. Copyright (c) 2003-2006 ProxyWay.com
###This package is free software, you can redistribute it
###and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.
my (@ip,$host,$ip);
print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";
print "PROXYWAY\n";
$host = !$ENV{'REMOTE_HOST'} || $ENV{'REMOTE_HOST'} eq $ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'}
?
gethostbyaddr(pack('C4',split(/\./,$ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'})),2)||$ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'}
: $ENV{'REMOTE_HOST'};
print "REMOTE_HOST=$host\n";
if ( defined $ENV{'HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR'} )
{
@ip = split( /[, ]+/, $ENV{'HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR'} );
foreach (@ip)
{
if ( m/^[0-9.]+$/ )
{
$ip .=
(gethostbyaddr(pack('C4',split(/\./,$_)),2)||$_) . ' -> ';
}
else
{
$ip .= "$_ -> ";
}
}
$ip =~ s/ -> $//;
print "HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR=$ip\n";
}
print "HTTP_VIA=$ENV{'HTTP_VIA'}\n" if defined $ENV{'HTTP_VIA'};
print "HTTP_FORWARDED=$ENV{'HTTP_FORWARDED'}\n" if defined
$ENV{'HTTP_FORWARDED'};
print "HTTP_CLIENT_IP=$ENV{'HTTP_CLIENT_IP'}\n" if defined
$ENV{'HTTP_CLIENT_IP'};
print "HTTP_PROXY_CONNECTION=$ENV{'HTTP_PROXY_CONNECTION'}\n" if defined
$ENV{'HTTP_PROXY_CONNECTION'};
print "HTTP_USER_AGENT=$ENV{'HTTP_USER_AGENT'}\n" if defined
$ENV{'HTTP_USER_AGENT'};
print "HTTP_CACHE_CONTROL=$ENV{'HTTP_CACHE_CONTROL'}\n" if defined
$ENV{'HTTP_CACHE_CONTROL'};
exit;
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