| ☻Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? |
| A trifle. |
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| ☻Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? |
| Trus2rthy. |
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| ☻Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? |
| Underlay! Underlay! |
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| ☻Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? |
| 2 moTrs-in-law. |
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| ☻Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? |
| A bad smell U cnt get rid of. |
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| ☻Wht's T fastest cake in T world? |
| Sc1. |
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| ☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? |
| I'll tel U l8r. |
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| ☻Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? |
| So men cn underst& Tm. |
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| ☻Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U? |
| Take T pin out & throw it back. |
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| ☻Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? |
| It went down a country road & turned in2 a field. |
Sunday, June 7, 2009
General Jokes... 1
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