Indecent Jokes...4

☻Cat and the Sausage	A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
☻Oral sex	Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
☻Mary's bike	Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt
☻NewsFlash	*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
☻Nutella	I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
☻U and the Pope	do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
☻Old Days	in days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around their cocks + people like u were prevented.
☻Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol	Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll Speed, weed and birthcontrol, lifes a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world lets get high..
☻Kiss Me	Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
☻How many letters	How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
☻My Roof?	last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
☻Foot and Mouth	mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth
☻Blondes	What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop