Indecent Jokes...5

☻Operator	This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
☻Blonde Womens legs	what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
☻This Way Up	Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
☻I love you	This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
☻Mary's Lambs	Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.
☻Sheep	Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
☻Butter	Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Condom factory	Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
☻Yo Mama	Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻Mary Stinks	Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
☻Mary's Duck	mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck
☻Tampons	whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck up cunts!