Jokes Masti: General Jokes... 4

Sunday, June 7, 2009

General Jokes... 4

☻Never let a man's mind wander,

It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

☻What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

Tarzipan!

☻Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?

No you can have turkey like everyone else !

☻Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

☻We had grandma for Christmas dinner?

Really, we had turkey!

☻This turkey tastes like an old settee.

Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

☻What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

☻Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

General Jokes... 4

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