Jokes Masti: Indecent Jokes...2

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Indecent Jokes...2

☻Cocktail	Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
☻Triplets or Twins	I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
☻satisfy a woman	HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
☻Life is like a dick	Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
☻Rainbow	Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
☻Love & War	LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
☻Little Girl	When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
☻Virginity	Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
☻Question Time	Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!
☻The Truth	QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
☻Pringles	Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!
☻Marriage	A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
☻Getting Old	U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF 1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss 3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

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