General Jokes... 5

☻Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left"

So they turned round and went home.

☻Drink until she's cute

But stop before the wedding!

☻Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken.

The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

☻He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."

She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"

☻What's the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.