Bar Jokes (Part 2)

Win $10,000
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says “win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details”.

Blonde Puppies
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.

Eileen Who?
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says” Have you seen Eileen?”

DUI Test
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes.

Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.

Three Little Pigs
There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

Strongest Man
Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.

Good Reason
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

Devil’s Match
The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar.

Birthday Wife
Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”

Big 10 Incher
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..

The Donkey
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink.