Men & Woman Jokes (Part 2)

A Loving Couple
As Alicia was getting to know Michael and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other.

Married for 25 Years
“I know a man who has been married for 25 years and he spends every evening at home.”

Why Men Can’t Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If the World Was Fair to Men
Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur on leap years.

His & Her Driving Directions
Her Directions…

Training Courses Now Available for Men
Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

Let’s Make a Deal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

Thoughtful Husband
A man asked his wife, “If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?”

I’m Not Sure
Vacationing in Kentucky, Bob spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, he asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell him, she called her husband from the back room.

Advice from Mothers to Daughters
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.

The Chauvinist
Mary was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework — that, he declared, was woman’s work.

Embarrassed
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

To: Wives
If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.

The Princess
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

Haircuts
WOMEN:Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

With a Kiss
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”