Politician Jokes

Dear Mr. Hinckley
Dear Mr. HinckleyBill Clinton

Praying for a Bike
A little boy wanted $100 to buy a new bike, and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up.

Papal Meeting
During a visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days.

New Element Discovered
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

Dear IRS
Enclosed is my 2000 Tax Return & payment.

A Story of Creation
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.

Corporate Sociology 101: The Two Cow Explanation
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:You have two cows.You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Subject: All Chain Letters are not fakes!!
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

The Kittens
Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?”

Bill & Hillary’s Anniversary
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Hillary Clinton and Lie Clocks
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.

Questions and Answers
Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.

Thieves in our house
A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.