Childs Jokes

Wanted
A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.
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The Watermelon Patch
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.
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God Be With You
Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”

My Summer Vacation
Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

Pa is Gonna Be Mad
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.

Never Tell a Lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.

My Valentine
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.

Politically Correct Schools
No one fails a class anymore…They are merely “passing impaired.”

Learning It Young
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.

Little Johnny Meets the Bishop
Little Johnny’s father was a rector in a small church. When the bishop came to visit, Little Johnny became very excited.

Browsing for Books
A woman and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore.

The Class Photo
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort

Mischievous
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

Dear God From the Kids
Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? -Amy

Political Correctness For Kids
Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage restrictive.”