Q & A Jokes (Part 3)

Q. what is similarity between cassete and women ?
A. U CAN IN BY BOTH SIDE

Q. what is similarity b/w women's skirt and the sun?
A. both r hot, both looks nice when goin down.

Q: What do you do on mother’s day?
A: Help girls in becoming mothers.

Q: Chuntti aur hatti sahel ke kinaray walk ker rahay thay k chunnti n haati ke kaan main kuch kaha aur haathi k rung ur gaye batao chuntti ne kia kaha.......?
A: Chuntii ne kaha mubarak ho main tumharay bachay ki maaan bun nay walli hoon

Q:y r egyptian children alwez confused??
A:because, aftr death, their DADDIES bcom MUMMIES!!

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifeboy

Q:What is the similarity between butter & legs?
A:They both are to be spread before use.

Q. What is common between a bus conductor and a gay?
A. both shout.. peechey se Aaa

Q. always says "i love you" to girls but do u knew the true meaning of it?
A. I-m, L-looking, O-over the V-vaginal, E-entry, - Y-you must take, O-off, U-underwear

Q: Why is the '69' position also called the smokers position?
A: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray

Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world ?
A: It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 bags outside!

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology....When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
A: Heart

Q: What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
A: Coconut

Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!